Parking spots safe

Yes fine those utes that park

CRT NIGHTMARE

My my my, can’t believe that I’m being subjected to a CRT. Fml

My dinner

I have officially gave up and surrended to the awesome clsp and her awesome friends.I’m
such a HO.

Walkin thru a drive thru

Only in Australia, this picture was taken at the mcdonalds in east Victoria park. So many drunk people walk thru to order a burger in the middle of the night.
man I should try it one day.

Mexican food

You know what they say about eating chilli. That’s right, I had a rough time taking a dump,but it really did flush out the system.

The Yucatan salad was great. A concoction of beef strips, olives, tomato, cheese, lettuce, it definitely melts in your mouth.

It all started when ‘that guy’ decided to order a platter. This is a mash of chilli con carne, tacos burrito and chilli. When you order it hot, be prepared to face the pain.

For free food, it was worth it.

Actual Weight Loss

This blog is due for an update.

Since my last post, many things have changed. The job is actually going okay right now and I can apply for permanent residency come end of this month.

Another year older, hopefully another year wiser, I have managed to shed some weight off my big frame. Mind you, holding back from McDonalds at 3am in the morning has been tough.

More info later on. Later peeps.

Flush my Dump

Damn! I wish I had a toilet like that.

Sometimes I ponder

Greetings.

Its been a while since I updated my blog.

Procrastination has caught up with me in the new year.

My sentences are rather short because I only had two hours of sleep last night and my brain can’t function as well as I would like it to.

Further elaboration will be constructed at a later time.

To cut a long story short, things that have happened in the past few months and things that are on my mind at the moment are summarised below in bullet point form:

15 September 08 - Graduation ceremony, the family was here, nice seeing them again

30 September 08 - Hired as an Ad Sales Exec (a very nice way of saying sales person) for a free parenting paper.

15 December 08 – Escaped to Melbourne for a week.

7 January 09 – Still have the job, reckon I’m managing okay.

I get queasy on a roller coaster which describes my gut feeling at the moment.

Some days I’m alright with the job, some days I want to bang my head against the wall for taking it.

I need to eat and pay the rent so I’m sticking to the job until I can find something better.

I can hear the echoes over the phone for the millionth time when discussing about work with dad, “One job in hand is worth two in the bush my son.”

Typing up a blog entry at work under the guise of typing an email is genius.

I sometimes feel like roasting the manager alive for lameness.

Shopped till I literally dropped in my one week escape in Melbourne.

Needs to seriously manage budget due to the fact that spending like a headless chicken sucks.

Creatively slack on the job whilst appearing to be really hardworking.

Maintain a balance of slack vs work.

Cold cuts of meat definitely beat cold calling.

Until my brain starts functioning again, adios.

Grasscutters and shattered glass

Having a look through my memory bank, I just remembered that as a kid, you see a lot of funny shit going down. This is just one of those moments where you go, “Oh yeah that happened and it was kinda fucked up.” Anyways here’s how the story goes.

While I  was in primary school back in Penang, I fondly remember one evening when my mum picked me up from school one evening. I do not remember exactly how old I was but I reckon I was probably around 8 or 9 in lower primary school when the school sessions were conducted in the afternoon. Mum picked me up in dad’s old Honda Accord (wish he still  had the car, he sold it off when I came to Perth for college) and we travelled on our usualy route back to my old house just opposite grannie’s.

Now, I have nothing against city council workers who cut grass or anything but this was just bizarre. On that very day, a man was cutting grass along a footpath. Mum was driving along while listening to the radio and suddenly, the driver’s side window cracked.

The car swerved slightly and mum just went, “SHIT” after regaining composure. We stopped by the road side. Mum opened the car door before knocking out pieces of cracked glass out of the car onto the road. Mum realised there and then that it was Mr. Grasscutter’s fault. A stone probably flew out from under his grass cutter and propelled straight for the window.

So a note to whoever is driving pass someone cutting grass by the roadside. Step on the gas and get the hell away from that person because you never know what might get caught under the grasscutter. Seems to me like its a weapon of mass destruction.

P.S Owners of this image can just msg me if they wish for me to remove this picture. I will do so immediately. Cheers

Weightloss Battle Plan

Ok I wouldn’t say I’m the biggest guy on the planet but when your parents think you’re a bit too thick and the Wii Fit thinks you’re obese, I believe that its time for a change.

I have just read a fitness book at my mate Jo’s place about losing weight the right way. It is written by Vincent Ng aptly titled TEN. I think he’s some former wushu champion of Singapore of some sorts. Thank you Vincent for inspiring a sloth like me. I’m all fired up and ready to go.

Anyways, here’s the plan. I decided to place a bet with Jo and Kenji saying I will  lose between 5 to 10 kg’s within a month. This means that by the 23rd of October, I have to be lighter or else I owe the both of them a foot long sub from Subway each.

My friend Ray just suggested via IM that I ask one of them to model in a mankini if i manage to win the challenge.

So here goes, a personal challenge to meself. Now I think i’ll have a scoop of ice cream for comfort food.